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MAN OF THE YEAR

MY HUSBAND GIVES ME THE BLUES

What do you do when your husband thinks close enough is good enough, when it really isn't.

I like everything to be neat and tidy, a place for everything and everything in it's place. I just can't tolerate chaos. I think Martha Stewart gave me up for adoption at birth. I am slowly but surely getting to the point where I can't do things for myself. Having to rely on my darling hubby for allot of things. He didn't deserve me that's for sure.

Mowing the yard is something I used to do. Now my husband does it. But when he mows it looks like someone with a very bad hair cut, weeds sticking up here and there and everywhere. Almost like he is mowing with a blind fold on......Arrgh..every time he go's to use the mower its broken,the edger broken.blower that's right broken...always a major chore...

I have watched him vacuum the carpet with much the same result, he vacuums around pieces of cotton laying on the carpet. I know I sound ungrateful, and I hate that about myself. But is it to much to ask if your going to do something, you would do well, not just to say well that's done for another month... that's right month. How am I going to get used to this new life.

Don't get me wrong I do allot when you consider my situation, wheelchair bound is the hardest thing to get used to, when you were independent. No one should have to live this way...it's a hell of a cruel joke...

The only solution I think is to get a gardener, because gardening is harder than house keeping. Then at least the house will look more inviting. I would rather pay someone to do the yard, as I can eventually get the house clean.

my bitch for today...thanks for listening

You juz like me cause I'm good in bed

When I was born God gave me two choices.... (1).... I could either have a Great memory.... OR (2).... Be GOOD in bed !!! .....

Shit !!! Now I forgot what I waz gunna tell ya!!!

Stamp for every Occasion

And I have been doing this the long way, gotta have this stamp.

Another new Message Pad

WHY NOT?

A have read many very cute and funny blogs about families, mums and cute toddlers usually. The funny things toddlers say and do. It puts a smile to my face and brings a tear to eye when I think back to the toddler days in my house.

BUT

Why doesn't any one blog about their cute teenagers.?
How helpful they are around the house.
How loving and appreciative they are for everything their parents did and still do for them.
How they go out of their way to help others, you know, put others first.
How they keep their room clean and tidy just like their mums taught them.
Maybe parents could create an "OUR SPACE" just for parents where they could name and shame their teenage children.

We could place a picture before and after, to warn new parents of what can and in all probability will happen to that cute and adorable toddler.

It could also serve as a place where we can scream and let out our disappointment and frustration. Maybe someone could offer suggestions to parents, survival techniques for those teenage years.

We have all heard of the terrible two, but no one warned me of the terrifying teens.

Cute toddler verses shitty teenager.

I would love to hear about a teenager who has remembered anything that their parents taught them.

I know what you are going to say, It's just a stage. They will grow out of it.
I know that it's just a stage but I am wondering if I will live through it..